上周去看open house, 有个房子卖得很便宜，就去看了。 进了主卧室后才知道便宜又便宜的原因。

主卧室中间有一张很大的床，二边的墙边有个有二排玻璃笼子，笼子里有一些木屑，笼子是空的上面还有温度控制，当时我就怀疑放的是蛇，我又走到另一个房间，这个房间里有二排的塑料笼子 那里有一男一女在讨论， 那女的讲里面放的事佬鼠，我就是原来是老鼠，我还以为是蛇，那女孩告诉我玻璃笼子里时蛇，老鼠是养了喂蛇，邻居等很痛恨这个房主，最后那个女孩说thanks God, he is moving out. 反正看了这个房子让我非常不舒服， 整个后背都起鸡皮疙瘩， 半天缓不过劲来。

星期一一早去了公司，我同事问我周末干了什么，我就讲了我看房子的经历。 亮点来了。

cowoker: Will you date this guy?

me：Of course not. He is a freak. This is a good way to get rid of a girl.

亮点来了

coworker: Do you think if I do this my wife will divorce me?

me: hahahaha, in one month?

coworker: I think in two weeks.

me: hahahaha.......

coworker: It is a very easy, efficient and low cost way to have my wife divorce me.

me: But you have to invest in snakes, cages and rats.

coworker: I can buy one or two real snakes and the rest of them are rubber snakes.

me: wow, do you think if other guys know this idea, snake will be a hot commodity?

coworker: en....good point. I might go desert this weekend to collect snakes and rent them out as divorce- aid. Thanks for giving me the idea.

me: en.....I was just telling you my weekend adventure.