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作者: whdxwd1 时间: 2012-2-16 21:55 标题: 据报道中国KFC(肯德基)以“帅哥送餐员”满足饥渴的顾客

KFC China's 'Handsome Delivery Boy Service' Reportedly Satisfies Hungry Customers

It's more than just service with a smile;in China, that smile might come with a side of dimples, as KFC hasbegun offering a "handsome delivery boy" service, upon request,according to some satisfied customers quoted by the Digital Journal.
这已不是仅仅一个微笑服务就能使顾客满意的时代，在中国，这个笑容可能还要求脸颊上必须有可爱酒窝，电子媒体引用了一些满意客户的描述，表明KFC现在已经开始应顾客要求提供一种“帅哥送餐员”服务。

Rumors started flying on the Asian microblogging site SinaWeibo, where user "bosnia_woshikaogong" wrote that she placed an orderon the official KFC site, adding that she wanted a handsome man todeliver the meal, Xinhua news agency reports. "Bosnia" then wrote thather request was fulfilled by a "rangy, handsome delivery boy with bigeyes and white skin" and that KFC even called her 10 minutes later toconfirm that she was satisfied with the food and eye candy. China Dailyreports that the Sina Weibo post has been forwarded more than 41,000times and has received more than 5,000 responses, with many satisfiedcustomers taking photos alongside their delivery boys.
根据新华社报道，关于此事的热议始于亚洲微博网站新浪微博，用户“bosnia_woshikaogong”写道，她在KFC的官方网站点餐时，附加了一个条件说她想要一个帅哥送餐。其后“Bosnia”也写下了她的要求，内容是“大眼睛、白皮肤又高又瘦的帅哥送餐员”，肯德基甚至在10分钟后向她打电话确认，她是否对食物和大眼睛正太感到满意。根据中国日报的报道，这条新浪微博被转发超过41000次，并已收到5000多条回复，回复中有许多满意顾客与帅哥送餐员站在一起的照片。
KFC has denied the "handsome delivery boy" service on itsown Sina Weibo page, according to What's On Xiamen, saying it onlyoffers "normal delivery service." But despite the denial of itsexistence, the attractive service has garned continual requests, with aChina Daily reporter putting in an order and noting, "a medium-heighthandsome delivery boy came moments later," according to Digital Journal.
KFC在自己的新浪微博上否认了“帅哥送餐员”服务的存在，辟谣说它只提供“正常的送餐服务”。尽管KFC已经否定它的存在，但这项非常有吸引力的服务还是让各种各样的要求纷至沓来，根据电子媒体的报道，一名中国日报记者提出了要求并写下了一条记录，“片刻之后一名中等个头的英俊男孩过来送餐了”。
Rumors continue to roll, with customers speculating thatthe service is a secret marketing tactic by KFC, according to ChinaDaily. The story comes at an especially crucial time for KFC, as Reutersreported on Feb. 7 that KFC parent company Yum Brands, Inc., plans toincrease prices in China to offset rising food and labor costs.According to Reuters, Yum plans to add another 600 restaurants in China,where its brands include KFC, Pizza Hut, East Dawning and Little Sheep.CNN notes that Yum is one of the most successful American companies toenter China, where the company derives almost half of its worldwiderevenue.
传闻如燎原之火愈演愈烈，根据中国日报的报道，有顾客推测该项服务是KFC的秘密营销策略。此事件发生在KFC的一个关键时期，根据2月7日路透社的报道，KFC的母公司百胜餐饮集团计划在中国对产品进行提价，以抵消不断上涨的食物成本和劳动力成本。据路透社报道，百胜集团计划在中国增开600家餐厅，百胜旗下品牌包括KFC、必胜客、东方既白和小肥羊。CNN指出，百胜是美国进入中国市场的最成功的公司之一，在中国该公司获得了其全球收入的近一半份额。

评论：
1、Fatema Saber ：14 hours ago (12:54 PM)
and of course we get no pictures with the article.
当然，我要说，无图无真相。

frdafury ：12 hours ago ( 2:41 PM)
But we did! A grainy, B & W picture with the "handsome delivery boy's" face shadowed by his hat to add insult to injury.
我们有图可看！一个颗粒感极强、模糊不清的图片，“帅哥送餐员”的脸被他的帽子遮住，这是雪上加霜。

2、Kenny2k ：14 hours ago (12:56 PM)
China is weird!!!!!
中国就是奇奇怪怪！！！！！

Marvin Hadley Jr ：11 hours ago ( 3:57 PM)
There's more sex going on in China than anywhere else.
中国连OOXX都比世界上其他地方多得多。

dave1111 ：11 hours ago ( 4:26 PM)
Once there were 2 Chinese, now look how many!
曾经这里只有两个中国人，看看现在那里有多少！

escribacat ：10 hours ago ( 4:46 PM) How do you know?
Marvin Hadley Jr ，你是怎么知道的？

3、mchance27 ：14 hours ago ( 1:04 PM)
We need this service in the U.S. :)
我们强烈要求美国也开通这样的服务。：）

4、Opus Fideo ：14 hours ago ( 1:25 PM)
I know where this is going... bow chika wow wow
我知道这事会怎么发展……喔～～哎哟～～～嗯～～～啊啊～～

5、xanaxngin ：14 hours ago ( 1:26 PM)
Stupid, stupid, stupid. As if people need to be further objectifie d and disrespect ed by each other.
愚蠢，愚蠢，愚蠢啊！好像人们需要更客观一点，这样不尊重彼此。

6、juicyju ：13 hours ago ( 1:52 PM)
I bet the delivery boy is Jewish.
我打赌这些送外卖的男孩是犹太人。

7、Blodo ：14 hours ago ( 1:55 PM)
Well their chicken tastes like cardboard, so adding a bit of value in the delivery certainly can't hurt.
好吧，他们做出来的鸡肉吃着像纸板，所以增加一点外卖附加值，当然算不上过份要求。

Sam Keem ：13 hours ago ( 2:25 PM)
lol how does grease and meat taste like cardboard?
哈哈哈，油脂和肉的味道怎么会尝起来像纸板？

Blodo ：12 hours ago ( 3:27 PM)
Dry, stringy, with no flavour. We buy all our meat from local free-range producers. It's like a different food entirely.
回楼上：干，粘，没有调过味似的，我们从本地自然放养商那里买所有的肉类，它们吃起来就像完全不同的食物。

Marvin Hadley Jr ：12 hours ago ( 3:56 PM)
Their chicken in China tastes great--muc h better than here. KFC is viewed at a higher level, with a larger menu, and even white tablecloth s in some stores. Some couples are married in KFCs.
中国KFC的鸡肉要比美国的好吃得多。在那里KFC被视为档次较高的，有一份很大的菜单，一些餐厅甚至铺着白桌布。一些夫妻选择在KFC餐厅里举办婚礼。

8、Laurel Sayler ：13 hours ago ( 2:13 PM)
I find it bizarre that the Chinese get better service from KFC than we do here.
我发现很奇怪的是中国人从KFC获得的服务比我们这里要好。

boomer7391 ：12 hours ago ( 3:15 PM)
boys on bikes deliver from every fast food place in Lima, peru.
but cold fries are not that good.
在秘鲁利马，男孩们骑着自行车为每一个快餐店送餐。但是，冷薯条不大好吃。

ncrespi ：7 hours ago ( 8:37 PM)
Here we call it massage parlors.
在这里我们称之为按摩室。

9、guardstar360 ：12 hours ago ( 3:03 PM)
I'm sure that willcomplement the hot chick room service in china . Please send me one hotchicken with extra large white breasts , and no fat . thank you .
我相信中国肯定也会有辣妹房间服务，请给我一个火辣的“鸡”，必须有又白又大的咪咪，但不要肥胖的，谢谢。

10、guardstar360 ：12 hours ago ( 3:06 PM)
They should change the name to CFR , Kentucky Fried Rooster, or Cock lol.
他们应该把店名改成CFR，肯德基油炸雄鸡，或公鸡，哈哈哈哈哈

11、Derek Grantham ：12 hours ago ( 3:11 PM)
Great, just great.... this is just what a world with a growing BMI needs, fast food restaurant s giving even more reasons and ways to get their unhealthy foods to the masses.
太好了，爽毙了……这正是一个BMI体重指数不断增长的世界所需要的，快餐店有了更多的理由和方法把他们的不健康食品推销给普罗大众。

12、Not2Tired2Stand ：12 hours ago ( 3:36 PM)
I guess I don't have the qualificat ions to be a KFC delivery boy in China. I'll scratch that off my list of possible career moves.
我猜自己没资格胜任中国的KFC外卖送餐员职位。我会把它从我的可能职业列表里把这项划掉。

13、Savage Saint Roger ：11 hours ago ( 4:03 PM)
Well, why not?!
好吧，为什么不呢？！

14、dave1111 ：11 hours ago ( 4:25 PM)
So that's where Flossys been.
那就是迷人之处所在。

Telemachus ：10 hours ago ( 5:27 PM)
Ruthlessly pursuing individual happiness, as always.
无情地追求个人幸福，一如既往地。

15、aphextwin07 ：11 hours ago ( 4:27 PM)
nice marketing. ..
不错的营销手段……

16、coolhandfreak ：11 hours ago ( 4:39 PM)
Leave it to the communist Chinese to use capitalist ic methods to move their products. Male hunks delivering chicken,,, ,yowsa!!!! . What's next?,,,,, where the pretty ladies???? ?.
让共产主义中国人用资本主义手段经营他们的产品。帅哥送炸鸡块……我勒个擦！！！！下一个是什么？…………漂亮的女士们在哪儿？？？？？

17、Fireslayer ：11 hours ago ( 4:40 PM)
Maybe he provides a finger licking service as well?
也许他还提供一种舔手指头的服务？

18、WillowInTheWind ：11 hours ago ( 4:50 PM)
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Secret Recipe"... .......
给“秘方”这个词赋予了一种全新的涵义……

19、melanielpc ：11 hours ago ( 4:51 PM)
Yes, but can they choke the chicken?
不错，但是他们提供打灰机服务吗？

20、spach10 ：10 hours ago ( 5:00 PM)
oh come on..hello. ..been doing that for years..... you don't see many ugly bartenders , serving drinks do ya??
噢，来吧……你好……这样持续若干年之后……你再也看不到丑陋的调酒师给你提供饮品服务了，是吧？？

StopThePlanet ：9 hours ago ( 6:22 PM)
Some of them start out ugly but they get cuter by the end of the evening.
他们中的一些人刚开始很丑，但夜晚结束的时候就变得可爱了。

21、Telemachus ：10 hours ago ( 5:22 PM)
News flash: Limbaugh cancels Cancun vacation, books flight to Shanghai instead.
号外号外：拉什·林堡（一位女明星）取消了坎昆的度假计划，改为飞往上海。

22、Telemachus ：11 hours ago ( 5:25 PM)
I guess it goes without saying that every order is "bone-in".
我猜，不用说每一个要求都是“硬”（带骨的）。

23、TurnToTheLeft ：10 hours ago ( 5:49 PM)
Don't tell Eric Cartman, he'll go ballistic about all that good crispy chicken an gravy going to China.
不要告诉埃里克·卡特曼，他会带着所有香酥鸡的肉汁像屁股上着了火的导弹一样奔向中国。（这是大意，这句比较混乱）

24、FVMTX75 ：10 hours ago ( 6:00 PM)
Col. Sanders is spinning in his grave!!! SMH...
桑德斯上校正在踹他的棺材板！！！SMH……

25、Pierre Fontaine ：10 hours ago ( 6:13 PM)
Mmm Kentucky Fried Cruelty
嗯嗯嗯……肯德基油炸式冷酷行为

26、czs5056 ：10 hours ago ( 6:26 PM)
We MUST import this idea (you can replace handsome men with beautiful women though)
我们必须引进这个点子（你可以把帅哥换成美女）

27、rhiredhelp ：10 hours ago ( 6:27 PM)
ROFLOL
*Wonders what the tipping scale is*. :-X ;-)
哈哈哈哈哈……要知道小费可是*. :-X ;-) 打上马赛克

28、Daniel Alman ：9 hours ago ( 6:59 PM)
Is this KFC. OK i willlike to order a bucket of chicken breast and have that to be deliveredby a a horny busty latino.... Ok thankyou
KFC吗？嗯，我要订一桶鸡胸肉，让一个作风大胆、身材丰满的拉丁裔美女给我送过来……好，谢谢你了。

29、O K Ali ：9 hours ago ( 7:23 PM)
Bow chika wow wow.
嘿哟嘿哟关了灯，嘿呦嘿呦拔萝卜………………

30、songoftherushes ：8 hours ago ( 8:30 PM)
Serviced with a smile.
微笑服务。

31、Bob Metcalfe ：7 hours ago ( 9:24 PM)
Dammit these ideas come up when I'm OLD! I coulda been a contender :-).
见他娘的鬼，当这种主意出来的时候，我已经老了！我本可以是一个有力的竞争者：）

32、katocat ：7 hours ago ( 9:33 PM)
Finger lickin good.
舔手指很不错。

33、Joe Moore ：7 hours ago ( 9:46 PM)
This sounds like thebeginning of a porn. I wonder how many of the 'boys' deliver much morewhen they realize they could probably get away with it?
这听起来像一个色情故事的开始。我不知道有多少“男孩”提供更多的服务，当他们意识到时，他们有可能逃脱吗？

34、gerorem ：6 hours ago ( 9:51 PM)
"Why 45 minutes, boss? Well, she had breasts and thighs too, and....... ..."
“为什么花了45分钟才回来？好吧，老板，她也有胸部和大腿，并且……………”

35、Kev Bat ：4 hours ago (11:52 PM)
Order the leg and thigh special .The sauce is tangy !
特别订购鸡腿和大腿。酱汁是刺激性气味的！

36、oceanview136 ：38 minutes ago (11:59 AM)
As long as I get my delivery quickly, I don't care if he looks like "frankenst ein" !!
只要我能以最快的速度拿到外卖餐，我不在乎送餐员看起来像一个“怪人”！！

37、ivanhoemb ：1 hour ago (11:15 AM)
Wow! I wonder if KFC China also has a "Hot Delivery Girl" service, as well?
喔噢！我想知道中国的KFC是不是也提供“美女送餐员”服务？

38、ChickEpoo ：2 hours ago (11:02 AM)
That's funny.....
However... ....the big question is....the REALLY big question is......
How long does it take for "Mr. Handsome Delivery Boy" to get from
delivering "Order #1"....... .to his delivery of "Order #2"......
Aaaaaah... ..I smell "competiti on" for "match.com "........L OL !!!
这很有趣……
但是……最大的问题是……真正重要的问题是……
帅哥送餐员先生从送第一单到送第二单之间要花费多长时间…………
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈……我闻到了竞争的味道……哈哈哈！！！

39、ontariogirl ：2 hours ago (10:58 AM)
So that was the Colonel Sanders secret ingredient . Who knew.
所以，也许这就是桑德斯上校的秘方…………谁知道呢？

40、MEVirginia ：2 hours ago (10:15 AM)
It may not be a corporatepolicy, but in business you try to give the customer what they want, aslong as it is not illegal, and if they ask for a handsome delivery boy,then you tend to send one you think the customer will like. You wanttheir money and if you comply with the request you will get repeatbusiness. 'The customer is always right.'
这可能不是一项企业政策，但在做生意的时候，你必须努力满足顾客的需求，只要它不违法，如果他们要求一个帅哥来送外卖，那么你最好派一个你认为顾客会喜欢的人去。因为你所要的是赚他们的钱，如果你满足了他们的要求，你将会赢得回头客。“顾客永远是对的。”

41、ladameennoir ：3 hours ago ( 9:48 AM)
I have heard of KFC customers in foreign countries who think that guy is really a military colonel.
我曾经听说KFC的外国顾客们认为桑德斯上校是一个真正的军方上校。

42、Always Telling The Truth ：6 hours ago ( 7:07 AM)
Sorry ladies, I can't be everywhere -- ;-D
对不起，女士，我不可能出现在每一个地方，；D

43、Brianna Cole ：7 hours ago ( 6:15 AM)
*ppphhhhbb bbttt*
Here in Japan, they haveHost and Hostess clubs. You go, pay 100-300 an hour to sit and talk witha handsome man or pretty woman. You ALSO pay for your drinks AND theirdrinks. This is not prostituti on, there is no sex. You pay money, to chat. Its very popular here. This delivery thing, sorry China, we've got ya beat.
噗噗噗哈哈哈……
在日本，他们有牛郎和牛郎店。你去了之后，价钱是每小时100至300美元，可以和一个帅哥或者美女坐一坐，聊聊天。但是你同时必须为你的饮品和他们的饮品付账。那不是卖淫的地方，没有性服务。你只是付钱找人陪聊罢了。这在日本很流行。至于这种外送的事情，对不起，中国，我们已经看穿了你的小把戏哟……

44、MMDaly ：20 minutes ago (12:36 PM)
Junk food and served by trashy people. Nexy idea!
垃圾食品，垃圾一样的人提供的服务。下一个想法！

45、eSense ：21 minutes ago (12:35 PM)
Gotta love the cultural difference s.. Over here we're ordering take-out Chinese and over there, they're ordering take-out KFC!
不得不爱文化差异……在美国，我们订中餐外卖，在中国，他们订KFC外卖。

46、360Dunk ：29 minutes ago (12:28 PM)
I'm going to see if this request works in the U.S.
I'll call KFC to send over a delivery girl with breasts and thighs.
我要去试试这种要求在美国起不起作用。
我要让KFC派一个有胸有腿身材超棒的美女外送员过来。

作者: targen 时间: 2012-2-16 22:20

话说一直吃不惯kfc啊macdonald里德东西，基本上是不吃的

作者: 文梨纱 时间: 2012-2-16 22:32

Marvin Hadley Jr ：12 hours ago ( 3:56 PM)
Their chicken in China tastes great--muc h better than here. KFC is viewed at a higher level, with a larger menu, and even white tablecloth s in some stores. Some couples are married in KFCs.
中国KFC的鸡肉要比美国的好吃得多。在那里KFC被视为档次较高的，有一份很大的菜单，一些餐厅甚至铺着白桌布。一些夫妻选择在KFC餐厅里举办婚礼。

上文中提到的中国……是我目前身处的这个国家吗？中国应该只有一个吧？0 0

作者: xinhk 时间: 2012-2-16 22:49

中国KFC的价格可比美国贵...而且，皮蛋瘦肉粥难吃死了

作者: 紫日林夕 时间: 2012-2-16 23:03

真是。。特别

作者: 紫狐狸 时间: 2012-2-16 23:17

很有趣不是么

作者: lovebd 时间: 2012-2-16 23:27

有没有比米国好吃不知道…但一定比米国贵

作者: zhoujin 时间: 2012-2-16 23:43

怎么没提一些F女要求大眼睛小受送餐，这些不知米国人怎么想。

作者: srsyy 时间: 2012-2-17 01:01

Marvin Hadley Jr ：12 hours ago ( 3:56 PM)
Their chicken in China tastes great--muc h better than h ...
文梨纱发表于 2012-2-16 21:32

肯德基里举行婚礼，这可能是在火星上的中国。真是222222222222222222死了

作者: ky1017 时间: 2012-2-17 01:07

哈哈，翻译有些地方没到位，没体现出一些荤笑话的小细节。

作者: amstring 时间: 2012-2-17 03:18

不知道是不是这条消息导致肯德基在备注栏后面添加了说明，只提供在鸡块上加糖醋汁这类送餐服务。。。

作者: 寒紫依 时间: 2012-2-17 03:29

其实吧····我看了这么多的送餐······发现·······大多数定餐的（好像都是）·······都是腐女呀·····

作者: hongbin1976 时间: 2012-2-17 03:33

帅哥呐？没图没真相呀。

作者: freebird007 时间: 2012-2-17 12:57

回复的翻译真是暴强的!哈哈哈,太有才了.

作者: powercar 时间: 2012-2-17 13:42

BH的回复。。。

作者: huashengyou 时间: 2012-2-18 02:32

我朋友真的定过网上订餐的时候写着送餐的必须帅，不帅不给钱结果真的来了个很羞涩的小帅哥哟哈哈哈哈不过当晚帅哥的女友就发短信过来质问真是让人囧囧有神

作者: 麟珈 时间: 2012-2-18 09:07

真的还是假的啊，米国人是开玩笑的嘛

作者: vanessa9 时间: 2012-2-18 11:17

回帖才是重點
沒想到外國人竟然這么看中國= =

作者: zpr004s 时间: 2012-2-18 14:56

话说我曾经订过几次，还不知有这种服务

作者: leinlee 时间: 2012-2-18 22:06

中国的kfc味道确实比澳洲的好，合中国人口味

作者: 善善 时间: 2012-2-20 04:55

无图无真相，老外真无知

作者: iharu 时间: 2012-2-22 15:27

Canadian KFCs are not as great as Chinese ones... Serious.
The corn salad is basically corn in water = =

作者: vivi的小阿狸 时间: 2012-5-4 22:39

哈哈，这些翻译出来的回复真搞笑啊，我想女顾客只是为了有更好的心情罢了，男人不照样喜欢看美女？

作者: 2008080808 时间: 2012-5-5 03:05

这点事至于评价成这样吗

作者: 美人指 时间: 2012-5-24 04:56

每家开封菜的味道都不同啊，同一个堡，我在城市广场那家吃觉得好，我家附近这家快吐了！

作者: nonozero 时间: 2012-5-26 00:17

帅哥在哪里？？？？？？

作者: jingjinga311 时间: 2012-5-27 06:59

很佩服那位首先在点餐的时候居然能想到到要点送餐人的博主

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