[综合推荐] [英文]掉節操的鼬及其他火影同人推薦——順便尋中文火影同人呀

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最近不知道爲何又迷上火影同人，雖然很就已經沒有看漫畫了（但故事内容還是有跟上）。不怎麽會用JJ和qd的搜文功能，所以把時間都花在了ffnet上了。以下推薦各種火影同人，多數是坑（但很好看）。一開始是以鼬爲主角的各種故事，多為搞笑的。不知爲何，我不能忍受英文小説中的主角是原創角色（OC）或第一視角+原創角色（SI），除非是從HP穿的，所以這裡不會推薦這種文~

最後求尋中文火影同人，最好是搞笑的。

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A Simple Question 完結
Author: ClockRepair  
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 07-22-10 - Published: 07-20-09 - Status: Complete -

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5234851/1/A-Simple-Question

小佐助問哥哥的那些天真問題把鼬推向瘋狂的深淵……宇智波大屠殺之前的那些日子。

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Flip Flop and Fly 坑
Author: The Red Dragons Order  
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure - Itachi U. - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,805 - Reviews: 1,060 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 03-13-13 - Published: 06-15-06 -

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2992562/1/Flip-Flop-and-Fly

鼬在美國長大，還是天才，還是殺人不眨眼（霧），還是下手很狠，狠到用電槍在卡卡西及止水的重要部位 ~

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Honeymoon 填土無望的深坑
Author: PureWaterLily  
Kushina wants her honeymoon, Minato is forced to agree, and Itachi now has the responsibilities of the Hokage... as if dealing with a despotic father, idiotic cousin, tempered fiancée, whiny brother, rogue ninjas, and thousands of missions isn't enough. AU.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Itachi U. & Minato N. - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12-24-10 - Published: 08-26-10 - id: 6272020

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6272020/1/Honeymoon

雖然是坑但還是值得一看，非常好笑。斑死得不能再死，所以沒有九尾襲村子，四代活得好好的。但是，這麽多年都還沒度蜜月，漩涡玖辛奈終于忍不住，把波風皆人拖走了。臨走前，四代只來得及把鼬找回來代班。本來沒什麽特別奇怪的事發生，但在鼬去休息（連續干了兩天兩夜），止水冒充他時發生的一系列事情讓人以爲他是個M，回來后鼬連在火影辦公室不不能放下戒心。最後鞠躬盡瘁的鼬，爲了世界和平，節操掉光。

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Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu 填坑無望
Author: Diresquirrel
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody - Naruto U. - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 191 - Published: 04-20-11 - id: 6923591

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6923 ... Ex-Machina-no-Jutsu

鳴人再度重生後決定不走平凡路，三代把鼬派去當鳴人的上忍導師。鼬很快的就（内在）情緒失控。

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Utterly Unexpected 深坑
Author: Skeren Dreamera
It was bewildering, it was stupid, and in Itachi's opinion, it was one of the best things that Madara had ever done for him. A late night wake up call leads to opportunity, and Itachi, for one, wasn't about to turn it down. He just had to figure out what to do with it. Somehow.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Itachi U. - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11-17-12 - Published: 06-15-12 - id: 8219395

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8219395/1/Utterly-Unexpected

鼬晚上不小心把斑殺死了。既然沒有人再威脅他的弟弟，鼬決定回木葉。寧願去審訊部門也不願意留在醫院受視奸的鼬~

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-----------------------------以下是以鼬爲主角的正劇。-----------------------------

The Traitor and the NineTails 連載中
Author: Loudest Voice  
Itachi finds alternate means to stop the Uchiha uprising. Five years later, he's assigned his first genin team.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Itachi U. - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,546 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 08-06-13 - Published: 02-09-12 - id: 7821250

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7821 ... r-and-the-NineTails

有點壓抑的文（以鼬爲主的文很難不壓抑），我打算養肥再殺。

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Ascendant 完結
Author: Samurai101  
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1,112 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 09-06-10 - Published: 08-02-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5270556

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5270556/1/Ascendant

難得的完結文。許多心理描寫鼬在村子和家人之間的掙扎。幸好是HE。

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--------------------鼬不是主角但還有很多戯份-------------

One Small Kindness 完結
Author: DigitalTart  
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Mikoto U. & Itachi U. - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10-19-11 - Published: 03-10-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6813473

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6813473/1/One-Small-Kindness

其實這文的主角是媽媽，又是壓抑的正劇。算是HE吧，至少沒有滅族。這一部完結，第二部也寫完了，但第三部還在連載中。

Mangekyō Sharingan 完結
Author: Wingwyrm  
Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Drama - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,848 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 05-28-10 - Published: 01-22-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5686039

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5686039/1/Mangeky%C5%8D-Sharingan

這個其實是另一篇文的番外，但我覺得這篇比正文寫得好多了。佐助想要用他重生帶回來的萬花筒寫輪眼，但由於作者的設定，加上佐助精湛的演技，讓家裏所有人都傷心不已。

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這個作者寫了很多不同fandom，異想天開的短文。由於只靠靈感，很多都是坑。以下只是其中一部分。

Time MixUp 坑
Author: Lucillia  
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,739 - Reviews: 1,837 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 11-04-12 - Published: 11-07-09 - id: 5496758

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5496758/1/Time-MixUp

搞笑文，廢到無力。雖然鼬不是主角，但在其出場的短短幾幕，可以看出他對村子裏發生的各種瘋狂事跡感累不愛。

The Exam 完結
Author: Lucillia  
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Naruto U. - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 99 - Published: 04-08-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8003747

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8003747/1/The-Exam

雖然已經成爲火影，但還是下忍的鳴人再度參加中忍考試。

Play It Again Sam 一篇完
Author: Lucillia  
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Obito U./Tobi & Naruto U. - Words: 779 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Published: 03-10-13 - Status: Complete - id: 9086294

如何自帶BGM 。

Naruto's BFF 完結
Author: Lucillia  
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Madara U. & Naruto U. - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 04-20-12 - Published: 03-31-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6862457

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6862457/1/Naruto-s-BFF

九尾認爲，報復得出乎意料。

Genjutsu 一篇完
Author: Lucillia  
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 137 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 04-21-11 - Status: Complete - id: 6924499

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6924499/1/Genjutsu

很短很廢，如果是我，我也會這麽濫用忍朮。

A Name He Could Do Without 一篇完
Author: Lucillia
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Follow/FavoriteRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Minato N. - Words: 125 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 26 - Published: 08-20-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8449635

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8449635/1/A-Name-He-Could-Do-Without

同樣很短很廢，從Yellow Flash到Yellow Flasher。

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How to Win Friends, Influence People 完結
Author: sparrowette
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Adventure - Naruto U. - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,753 - Reviews: 1,265 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 06-29-13 - Published: 07-16-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8326169

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8326 ... ds-Influence-People

不小心成爲邪教首腦的鳴人。搞笑文。

The Daddy Thing 連載中
Author: Obsessive Child  
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Rated: Fiction T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Naruto U. & Minato N. - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,209 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 08-24-13 - Published: 01-28-12 - id: 7782168

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7782168/1/The-Daddy-Thing

伴隨鳴人長大的四代靈魂。正劇。

The Empty Cage  連載中
Author: Rathanel  
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Kyuubi/Kurama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1,408 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 08-11-13 - Published: 08-20-11 - id: 7305950

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7305950/1/The-Empty-Cage

四代在封印九尾時連鳴人的性命也成爲代價的一部分。再此文裏，九尾=鳴人。鼬沒有滅族，但遭九尾口遁，離家出走。難得有私生活的鼬。

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楼主对火影绝对是真爱啊！居然推荐了这么多英文同人！我只有一篇中文的推荐，在论坛里搜索文章的名字就可以找到＂坂田银时的火影生涯＂作者是风不停。写宇智波兄弟的无cp文。