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Arnold is running for President
Exclusive interview with Former Governor Arnold Schwazenegger
FOX News own Brit Hume reporting:
"FOX: governor there is a rumor that now that you’re wildly popular tenure as Goveror of California is over, the only thing left is a run for the Presidency and you plan to run in 2012. Is this True.
Arnold: Yes dis is true, you know I vas Governor bud dat is like vinning the Mr America contest when the Olympia still beckons. I told you I vould be back.
FOX: Will this is truly an interesting development. What do you say to the people that believe you are not a natural born citizen as required by the US Constitution.
Arnold: Vill, dis is absurd you know. I have vitness’s who saw Dat I vas boorn in Cleev-land Ahio.
FOX: Can you prove this assertion.
Arnold: Vill sure..I have a Ceertifigation of Live birth on record vith James Camerons Special Effects studios. Anyone can look and see for demselves I am boorn in Amerika.
FOX: There will always be consipiracy theories stating you were really born in Autria. What do you say to those crtics:
Arnold: Vill dere vill alvays be vackos you know. Da best ting is to simplee ignore dem you know. If dey persist tey should be Terminated.
FOX: Would you be willing to release your real Birth Certificate?
Arnold: I do not tink so. That Liberal geerly man Obama did not need to so neeter do I.
FOX: Some will say even with Austrian descent you will not have Americas real interest at heart.
Arnold: People vith Austrian descent make egsellent leaders. Deer vas dis one Austrian Coorporal who became supreme leader of German people and he vas not eben German you know.
FOX: Will I believe you are referring to Aldolph Hitler
Arnold: When I vas young I always dream of dictators and tinks like dat. Now I only vant to help.
FOX: Will…there you have it. Governor Schwarzennegger will be running for our nations highest office. That is good enough for FOX news. Always Fair and Always balanced." |